Made in Chelsea: The real Chelsea girls
Made in Chelsea is back on our TV screens, and we just know that there are some of you out there that would much rather watch paint dry than listen to those whining, spoiled little rich kids. Their only accomplishments in life are the fact that they got chosen to appear on that dreadful TV show, and without it, they’d just be one of many pretty elitist little shits, born with plumbs in their mouth. There, after that damning critique, allow us to get the to point of our modest little blog post today. By far the best Chelsea girls are actually Chelsea escorts. And before you ask, no, they don’t have to be British. Hell, one of the actual Made in Chelsea cast members isn’t British anyway. And we would probably argue that she’s one of the fittest on the show.