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Top Three Fun “Blokey” London Activities

13 October 2018

If you want to have more fun than Amanda Holden’s dress on Britain’s Got Talent, then you’re going to book a London escort girls to entertain you. In fact, your escort will probably knock Amanda Holden out of the park when it comes to appearance (have you looked at our gallery lately?)

It's not hard to have fun in London anyway if you’re a guy cruising the streets on his own. We’ve been having a little think about this and we have a top three list of things to do when you’ve had a few beers, you’re not drunk and you’re not ready to go home.

We’ve all been there

We’ve all been in this situation, have’t stripwe? Whether we work in London, or we’ve just travelled in for the afternoon to see friends and have a good time. Have you been for drinks after work and then told your mates you’re going home, only to find yourself half an hour later calling an best London escort agency or doing something else that involves women?

Visiting a Strip Pub

Notice we didn’t write “club”. That’s because we didn’t mean it. We mean strip “pub”. These places are great! Most of them are literally like your everyday boozer, just with blacked out windows and gorgeous women stripping their clothes off! There are a few down Shoreditch high street that are worth a look and they’re all mostly free to get in. You’ll buy a drink and then you’ll have to contribute a “pound in the pot” for every girl that’s going to dance on the stage, before she goes on. This is nice because she comes around and collects it before she goes on!

Getting a “Massage”

This is another top “adult” thing to do when you’re a bored and horny bloke in London. Getting yourself a naked erotic massage can be a lot of fun if you choose the right place to go. There are some pretty good ones in Chinatown that will actually be standing on the street to invite you in. It’s not therapeutic or holistic in any way though of course, you know what we’re saying here. If you want a proper sensual massage however, and love the idea of prolonged spiritual tantric massage services, there are plenty of those providers too. And don’t forget, that used to be what we were best known for and we still offer sensational tantric massage service from some of the best masseuses in the world, not just London!

Visiting an infall London Escort

The top choice in our opinion, but then it’s bound to be! Booking an incall London escorts is arguably the most fun you can have with a woman when your mates don’t know what you’re up to. Plus you’re not likely to bump into any of them in the strip club (and we know this happens!) When you book an incall London escort, it’s just you and your chosen companion, and no-one else to bother you. She’ll make you feel like a King and leave you dreaming about her for a long time. What could be better? Ask yourself!

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