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The British weather is good for one thing! Booking London escorts

13 November 2024

It's lousy for all other things of course. This awful weather makes you cold, it makes you wet, it makes you late and most of all it makes you feel incredibly depressed to say the very least! And if you do make it into work in the morning, there's no guarantee you'll make it back on time. Let's think about this for a moment and use it to our advantage!

You're not actually making this up!

That's the beauty of it gents! If you're in London during this shitty weather period, you're not actually making any of this up. You're bound to be delayed! The amount of time you're delayed may be different that what you will tell your wife or partner at home, but at least you've covered yourself. If you're one of those guys who has to have an airtight reason to stay in London longer than he needs to, the weather is the best reason you're going to get; so use it whilst it's here!

Don't push your luck!

The trick of it is to not push it too far. If you're booking a London escort, don't book her for too long and allow yourself time to get to her apartment. Everyone can get away with being an hour late, but if you push it to two or more hours, you're going to get into trouble. It's not as though your partner is going to check on the trains when they're all delayed and messing around, but if she does, she'll notice that you could have got one of them. If this is the case, you can always claim that there were so many people wanting to get on the train, you had to wait until the next one etc. We're sure you're practiced in the art of deception to a certain extent; and we applaud that!

London Incall escort apartments are always warm and cosy

We know that all the girls we represent at Butterfly Touch have lovely, cosy apartments, with everything you could possibly need. Not to mention of course, the incredibly hot young woman waiting for you, all dressed up and smelling perfect! She'll make sure she's had the heating on before you arrive, that the water is warm and there are towels on the rail, nice and warm for your arrival.